I really had to pee

Behold my super thoughtful face. BEHOLD IT.

So Christmas is like a few days away. Normally I am excited about it, but for some reason I just aint feeling it lately. I got my mom the best gifts ever though, and I hope she loves them. She's the only one who I really shop for, mostly because I know anything I get her, she'll appreciate no matter what. Thats why I love my mommy.  So So much. But I'll probably find my Christmas Spirit in a few days.

Also, I fucking hate the mall during Christmas. I utterly hate it. The army has made me the kind of person that doesnt deal well with retards, or civillians. The army has also seemed to have weeded out shopping from my tiny female brain. I get frustrated when shit isn't in front of me, or I have to go look for it. Then I have to hear the bitching of other customers. Really? Does it matter how much threat count the sweater has? Its going to keep you warm, Find your size, shut the fuck up and BUY IT. But I dont say anything. One other rude thing? People who just walk right in front of you while you are walking. Granted now, due to this inconsiderate behavior I have learned to yell the word RUDE, or YOU ARE A FUCKING TARD at said people, it seems this just makes people wonder what they have done wrong, and they dont have the balls to really say anything. Another thing? Wild mad children running around freely while their parents ignore them. I found myself trying hard to not hit, trip or slap these children. One tripped me and it took all my will to not shove the kid on the ground. Little fuckers. Parents. BEAT YOUR KIDS. Fucking Hellions.

Also.... Military discounts. Give them to me. You are a communist if you refuse to give me one. I fight for your country to keep the terrorists from blowing shit up and the illegals in. But you will give the Senior Citizens a discount. Fuck old people

Fuck you.

Also I love this.

So thats my ranting for today. Sorry. But I dont care.