So for a while now I've been meaning to post a blog about Ketchup. So here it is:
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Everything about you Dear Fancy Ketchup makes you Godly.
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This whole debate about ketchup started in my boyfriends truck as we were going somewhere. I was remembering how awesome Whataburger Fries are and how awesome their ketchup is, mainly because its "Fancy". I was upset to learn that the Whataburger in Tucson, Az had sub par fries and burgers. But the Ketchup was still fancy, which by default should have made the fries better. No. It never happened. It was made of fail and sadness. I wanted to throw my box of fries and fancy ketchup on the floor and cry to the heavens. "WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?" But I didnt want to make a scene. So I ate my unsalty healthy fries with my Fancy Ketchup and cried.
Boyfriend told me that there is no difference in Fancy Whataburger Ketchup and normal Ketchup. He said all ketchup is "FANCY". I have now learned that the Term "Fancy Ketchup" is nothing more than a marketing ploy designed by Ketchup companies to get us, the consumer to believe that their ketchup is far superior than other brands and way fancier. Ya know what? Give that damn bottle a Monocle and a Cane, and some sweet ass mustache. Then You will have some fancy ketchup. DONT LIE TO ME!!!! That shit better have some fucking Cocaine in it.
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So. This is the end of that portion of my blog, and I will break it up with an image.
I dyed my hair. So behold this.
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